do you ever look at people just and really really really want to be their friend
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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the...
yea i mean i wouldnt not like a girl because she got a tattoo unless she got like a big ass tattoo on her face
I shall have infinite Power!
stop fucking dividing by zero you little shit
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do you ever look at people just and really really really want to be their friend
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why would you ask for nudes. go turn off safe search and google titties wtf stone age bitches can’t work a internet
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*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
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everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’
how sad would that be
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The funniest thing in the world is straight guys who hit on random women they don’t know but have this indignant fear that a gay man is going to hit on them
Like, they’re aware of how uncomfortable unwanted advances from strangers are, but are somehow too stupid to see the irony that they do to women what they’re afraid gay men will do to them
bunch of A+ dudes
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Try to take my virginity.
I dare you.
im crying
the strider mating ritual
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